Product Description
Dry humour, no over-explaining required.
This classic crewneck tee keeps things understated, with a small, low-contrast message centered on the chest — the kind that feels more like a private thought than a punchline. It’s soft, breathable, and relaxed in fit, making it the shirt you grab when you want to stay comfortable and low-key without trying too hard.
Made from light, easy-wear cotton, it layers effortlessly under jackets, works with your favourite jeans, or does its job perfectly during a quiet night in. Natural cotton colourways feature subtle flecks for a lived-in feel, while solid shades keep the look clean and modern.
Comfortable seams, reliable stitching, and a tear-away label mean this is an everyday piece that wears well, washes well, and quietly says what you’re all thinking.
Low effort. Honest energy. Exactly enough attitude.
Product Details
- Soft, breathable 100% cotton that’s comfortable all day
- Mid-weight fabric that feels substantial without being heavy
- Seam-free sides for a smoother, cleaner fit
- Reinforced shoulders and ribbed neckline to help it keep its shape
- Tear-away label for extra comfort
- Made using ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified cotton
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C)
Tumble dry on low
Avoid ironing directly over the print
No dry cleaning
Use non-chlorine bleach only if needed
Size Guide
Please find the size guide here.